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The Technique Of Winning Is So Shoddy, The Terms Of Winning Are So Ignoble, The Tenure Of Winning Is So Brief; And The Specter Of The Has-been-a Shameful Rather Than A Pitiable Sight Today-brings A Sudden Chill Even To Our Sunlit Moments.

Prig And Philistine, Ph.d. And C.p.a., Despot Of English 218c And Big Shot Of The Kiwanis Club-how Much, At Bottom, They Both Hate Art, And How Hard It Is To Know Which Of Them Hates It The More.

One Of The Saddest Things About Conformity Is The Ghastly Sort Of Non-conformity It Breeds; The Noisy Protesting, The Aggressive Rebelliousness, The Rigid Counter-fetishism.

On Any Morning These Days Whole Segments Of The Population Wake Up To Find Themselves Famous, While, To Keep Matters Shipshape, Whole Contingents Of Celebrities Wake Up To Find Themselves Forgotten.

Privacy Was In Sufficient Danger Before Tv Appeared, And Tv Has Given It Its Death Blow.