It Is Often Difficult To Admit That

All The Secrets Of The World Are Contained In Books. Read At Your Own Risk.

Count Olaf Certainly Does Sound Evil. Imagine Forcing Children To Stand Near A Stove!

Fetching Objects For People Who Are Too Lazy To Fetch Them For Themselves Is Never A Pleasant Task, Particularly When The People Are Insulting You.

The Miracle Is The Adverbs, The Way Things Are Done.

My General Writing Preface Is To Write An Outline And Then Ignore About Half Of It, Both On A Micro Level With The Individual Book, And On A Macro Level With The Series As A Whole, And That's Pretty Much What's Happened.