It Is Not The Most Lovable Individuals

Man Is The Only 150 Pound Nonlinear Servomechanism That Can Be Wholly Reproduced By Unskilled Labor.

The Good Book - One Of The Most Remarkable Euphemisms Ever Coined.

The Moments Of Happiness We Enjoy Take Us By Surprise. It Is Not That We Seize Them, But That They Seize Us.

The Principal Contributor To Loneliness In This Country Is Television. What Happens Is That The Family 'gets Together' Alone.

Love, For Too Many Men In Our Time, Consists Of Sleeping With A Seductive Woman, One Who Is Properly Endowed With The Right Distribution Of Curves And Conveniences And One Upon Whom A Permanent Lien Has Been Acquired Through The Institution Of Marriage.