It Is Not Bigotry To Be Certain

I Do Not Believe That Any Human Being Is Fundamentally Happier For Being Finally Lost In A Crowd, Even If It Is Called A Crowd Of Comrades.

My Life Is Passed In Making Bad Jokes And Seeing Them Turn Into True Prophecies.

If An Editor Can Only Make People Angry Enough, They Will Write Half His Newspaper For Him For Nothing.

[consider] A Fence Or Gate Erected Across A Road] The More Modern Type Of Reformer Goes Gaily Up To It And Says, "i Don't See The Use Of This; Let Us Clear It Away." To Which The More Intelligent Type Of Reformer Will Do Well To Answer: "if You Don't See The Use Of It, I Certainly Won't Let You Clear It Away. Go Away And Think. Then, When You Can Come Back And Tell Me That You Do See The Use Of It, I May Allow You To Destroy It."

Marriage Halves Our Griefs, Doubles Our Joys, And Quadruples Our Expenses