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I Sobered Up And I Got To Thinking, Girl, You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinking.

I Don't Give A Bleep If Gays Get Married. That's Just A Contract, And That's Between Them And God. That Ain't Up To Me To Play God On That.

I Say If You're Going To Take A Chance On Something, You Just Go Full Balls To The Wall.

I'd Catch Moonlight In A Bottle, If We Could Drink A Toast To Happiness.

Writing Songs And Looking For Ideas Is Like Blinking My Eyes. It's An Involuntary Muscle. I Do It Without Thought.