It Is Much Easier To Make Good

Worth Begets In Base Minds, Envy; In Great Souls, Emulation.

Love: A Word Properly Applied To Our Delight In Particular Kinds Of Food; Sometimes Metaphorically Spoken Of The Favorite Objects Of All Our Appetites.

Thirst Teaches All Animals To Drink, But Drunkenness Belongs Only To Man.

Yes, I Had Two Strings To My Bow; Both Golden Ones, Egad! And Both Cracked.

Petition Me No Petitions, Sir, To-day; Let Other Hours Be Set Apart For Business. To-day It Is Our Pleasure To Be Drunk; And This Our Queen Shall Be As Drunk As We.