It Is Like Having A Book Out

Humor Comes From The Surprise Release Of Some Buried Tension.

I Don't Have A Love Life. I Have A Like Life.

Those Are The Love Killers. They Love You And Then They Kill You. They're From Another Planet. Supposedly.

I Did Think Reviewers Were Supposed To Be Polite About Story Collections - Collections Are Rather Delicate Creatures In The Literary Environment - But Not Everybody Got This Memo, I Guess.

The Only Really Good Piece Of Advice I Have For My Students Is, 'write Something You'd Never Show Your Mother Or Father. And You Know What They Say? I Could Never Do That!'