It Is Impossible To Win Gracefully At

No Sensible Author Wants Anything But Praise.

I Suppose That By This Time They Had Finished Their Dressing. Roger Scurvilegs Tells Us Nothing On Such Important Matters; No Doubt From Modesty. "next Morning They Rose," He Says, And Disappoints Us Of A Picture Of Udo Brushing His Hair.

No Doubt Jack The Ripper Excused Himself On The Grounds That It Was Human Nature.

Oh Tigger, Where Are Your Manners?" "i Don’t Know, But I Bet They’re Having More Fun Than I Am.

Bores Can Be Divided Into Two Classes; Those Who Have Their Own Particular Subject, And Those Who Do Not Need A Subject.