It Is Either Christ Or Chaos.

[proportional Representation Is A] Device For Defeating Democracy, The Principle Of Which Was That The Majority Should Rule, And For Bringing Faddists Of All Kinds Into Parliament, And Establishing Groups And Disintegrating Parties.

A Politician Is A Person With Whose Politics You Don't Agree; If You Agree With Him He's A Statesman.

Golf Is The Only Game Where The Worst Player Gets The Best Of It. He Obtains More Out Of It As Regards Both Exercise And Enjoyment, For The Good Player Gets Worried Over The Slightest Mistake, Whereas The Poor Player Makes Too Many Mistakes To Worry About Them.

A Young Man Who Isn't A Socialist Hasn't Got A Heart; An Old Man Who Is A Socialist Hasn't Got A Head.

A Body Of 500 Men Chosen At Random From Amongst The Unemployed.