It Is Better To Copulate Than Never.

It's Amazing How Much 'mature Wisdom' Resembles Being Too Tired.

If You Pray Hard Enough, Water Will Run Uphill. How Hard? Why, Hard Enough To Make Water Run Uphill, Of Course!

My Old Man Claimed That The More Complicated The Law The More Opportunity For Scoundrels.

A Skunk Is Better Company Than A Person Who Prides Himself On Being 'frank'.

Patriotism Is Not Sentimental Nonsense. Nor Something Dreamed Up By Demagogues. Patriotism Is As Necessary A Part Of Man's Evolutionary Equipment As Are His Eyes, As Useful To The Race As Eyes Are To The Individual.