It Is A Long Road From Conception

Writing Is Like Prostitution. First You Do It For Love, And Then For A Few Close Friends, And Then For Money.

Reasoning Is The Pastime Of My Whole Household, And All This Reasoning Has Driven Out Reason.

It's An Odd Job, Making Decent People Laugh.

As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To Correct The Vices Of Men, I See No Reason Why Anyone Should Be Exempt.

No Matter What Everybody Says, Ultimately These Things Can Harm Us Only By The Way We React To Them.