It Is A Fine Thing To Be

All Dogs Look Up To You. All Cats Look Down On You. Only The Pig Looks At You As An Equal

When There Is No Enemy Within, The Enemies Outside Cannot Hurt You.

A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern.

If You Recognize Anyone It Does Not Mean You Like Them.

Really I Feel Less Keen About The Army Every Day. I Think The Church Would Suit Me Better.