It Has Not Yet Been Recorded That

You're So Earnest About Morality That I Hate To Think How Essentially Immoral You Must Be Underneath.

If There Is Anything Worse Than The Aching Tedium Of Staring Out Of Car Windows, It Is The Irritation Of Getting Tickets, Packing, Finding Trains, Lying In Bouncing Berths, Washing Without Water, Digging Out Passports, And Fighting Through Customs. To Live In Carlsbad Is Seemly And To Loaf At San Remo Healing To The Soul, But To Get From Carlsbad To San Remo Is Of The Devil.

It Might Be The Doing Of Satan, In Whom Aaron Anxiously Believed With All Of His Being Except, Perhaps, His Mind.

If Travel Were So Inspiring And Informing A Business ... Then The Wisest Men In The World Would Be Deck Hands On Tramp Steamers.

I Must Say I'm Not Very Fond Of Oratory That's So Full Of Energy It Hasn't Any Room For Facts.