It Doesn't Take Much Of A Rule

A Gun In The Hand Is Worth Any Number Being Tested.

It's Much More Profitable To Sell Investing Advice Than To Follow It.

Sm Is An Abbreviation Of Both Stock Market And Sadomasochism-- And There Are Those Who Think They Are One And The Same.

Several Weeks Of Summer Vacation In The Thirties I Spent Working At $15 A Week In The Forbes Office.... I Worked In The Mail Cage, Where Envelopes Were Slit And Subscription Payments Extracted. Dad Used To Come Pounding Down The Office Aisle And Pause Long Enough To Ask, How Much Today? Inevitably The Answer Was Inadequate-except Once. That Day The Controller Said Excitedly, Mr. Forbes, The Ledger Shows A Slight Profit This Month! ... My Father Turned To Him And Said, Young Man, I Don't Give A Damn What Your Books Show. Do We Have Any Money In The Bank?

Old Age Is Not For Sissies.