It Doesn't Take Much Of A Rule

Age Isn't Important Until You Run Out Of It.

Old Age Is Not For Sissies.

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.

If You Expect Nothing, You're Apt To Be Surprised. You'll Get It.

The Palm Is A Joint For Sadists To Entertain Masochists.