It Costs Nothing To Say Something Kind.

No One Wants To See A Person On Tv Who's Super-ultra-cool. That's Superman, That's A Thing Of The Past. Heroes Are Now Flawed, And Have Terrible Tempers, You Know? They're Real People.

My Job Changes Very Little Because I've Found That The More You Try To Be Funny, The Less Funny You Become.

You Have A Dramatic Portion Of Your Television Program And You Treat It Dramatically, And Then You Have A Comedic Portion Of Your Program, And You Treat It Differently. Why Do You Change Who Are Between The Two Pieces? You're The Same Person. Just Go.

When You Slick Back Your Hair, You Get A Really Good Idea Of Just How Melon-like Your Head Actually Is.

When I Watch Tv I Can Tell When Someone Is Punching The Joke And Telling Me When To Laugh (i’ll Decide When To Laugh, Thank You Very Much).