It Can't Be Nature, For It Is

Though By Whim, Envy, Or Resentment Led, They Damn Those Authors Whom They Never Read.

Keep Up Appearances; There Lies The Test. The World Will Give Thee Credit For The Rest.

All Hunt For Fame, But Most Mistake The Way.

Wit, Who Never Once Forgave A Brother, Shall Forgive A Dunce.

Who Often, But Without Success, Have Prayed For Apt Alliteration's Artful Aid.