It Can Only Take A Moment To

The Only Biodiversity We're Going To Have Left Is Coke Versus Pepsi. We're Landscaping The Whole World One Stupid Mistake At A Time.

A Couple Drinks. A Couple Aspirin. Repeat.

I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.

I Realized That My Book Readings Were Boring Me. I Was Going To Go Up There And Read A Passage And Sleepwalk Through The Whole Event And I Needed To Make It More Interesting. I Wanted To Be Running And Jumping And Do Something So That The Event Would Be So Exciting. I Had To Trick Myself Into Having Fun Every Time.

It’s A Fun Playtime. Please, Don’t Kill It With Big Words.