It Became Clear When I Got In

Is Heather Mcdonald Your Best Friend? You Better Get A New One.

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.

I Can't Be Skinny All The Time. I Like To Drink And I Like To Eat. I Like Burgers And Bagels.

Everyone Knows If You're Going To Take Weed To School, You Put It In Your Trapper Keeper To Keep It Fresh.

It's Hard To Tell These Days What Gender People Are. You Don't Know If They're Gay, If They're Straight, Or Bruce Jenner.