Isn't An Agnostic Just An Atheist Without

Well China, You Got Us. Phelps Was Doping - And He Still Beat You. He Smoked The Sticky-icky, And Then He Smoked Your Ass!

I Love The Internet, And The Internet Loves Me Back. Why Else Would It Offer Me So Much Sex?

Football Is American; Why Are The Romans Numering Our Bowls?!

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.

If I Thought I Knew What Was Going To Happen, It Wouldn't Be Worth Doing. The Challenge Is How Joyfully, With What Sense Of Fun And Adventure And Playfulness, We Will Greet It. We Don't Have To Look For What The Next Thing Will Be. If Experience Is Any Judge, It'll Come Flowing Toward Us Like A River.