Isn't An Agnostic Just An Atheist Without

They Say The Only People Who Tell The Truth Are Drunkards And Children. Guess Which One I Am.

God Works In Mysterious Ways But At Least He Works, He's Never On Welfare In A Mysterious Way.

But You Are Also The Biggest Threat Of All ...you Are A Gay Person I Like. Your Threat Is That You Make Being Gay Seem Non-threatening. It's Almost As If Your Happiness Does Not Take Mine Away.

Clearly, America Has No Shortage Of Metaphorical Opportunities For The Poor.

Think Books Aren't Scary? Well, Think About This: You Can't Spell "book" Without "boo!