Is There A Choice In Life? It's

I Think I Am Upsetting The Coach.

First Of All, I'm Not Buff Enough. I Got Pushed Away From The Basket. And Even When I Didn't, I Couldn't Get Anyone To Throw Me A Pass.

Embarrassed Journalists Ask Me Embarrassing Questions, And They Get Embarrassing Answers, And Then Hand Out Embarrassing Stories To The Embarrassing Editors, Who Put Them To The Front Pages Of Newspapers. When Is This Going To End?

Fortune Cookies Are A Good Idea. If The Message Is Positive, It Can Make Your Day A Little Better.

Please Don't Let The Illegal Ivory Trade Orphan Even More Baby Elephants.