Is It Time For Your Medication Or

Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt.

Instinct Taught Me 20 Years Ago To Pace A Song Or A Concert Performance. That Translates Into Pacing A Story, Pleasing A Reading Audience.

Yeah. I Wouldn't Do It If It Wasn't Fun... We're Showing People How, In A Pretty Crazy And Whacked-out, Dangerous World, You Can Still Have Fun.

Any Attempts At Autobiography Before The Age Of Eighty Seem Pretty Self-involved To Me. There Are A Lot Of Smart Middle Aged People But Not Many Wise Ones.

Today There Are Two Madonnas, Our Lady Of Fatima Over Here And That Woman From Michigan.