Is It Me? Is It Like I

This Is Who I Am. Not Everybody Has To Like It.

I'd Played Dumbasses A Lot. On Mad About You, I Played A Very Dumb Waitress And They Saw Me.

From Elementary School On Up Through Junior High School, I Loved To Perform. But I Put It All Away During High School And College. I Thought, "that's Not Actually Something You Do With Your Life." But Then I Was Compelled To Try It After College. I Just Got Overcome.

I'll Accept Being Phoebe To People For A While Longer, Given How Much Fun It Was. That's Totally Fair.

I Hate Cosmetics Companies. They Get You Addicted To The Perfect Lipstick Or Nail Polish And Then, Six Months Later, They Discontinue It. You Have To Buy Your Favorite Colors Like You're Storing Up For The Apocalypse.