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I Have Great Faith In The United States. It's The Only Country I Would Ever Live In.

My Play Safe Sex Was Picked Apart Because Critics Thought It Was Untrue. It Was A Play In Which No One Had Aids, But The Characters Talked About How It Was Going To Change Their Lives.

I Have A Lot Of Faith In President Obama. The Thing That Seems To Be True Of Him Is That He Doesn't Speak When You Would Expect Him To Speak. He's Very Measured In His Response To Things. He Likes To Get All The Facts First Before He Shoots His Mouth Off. It Makes Me Crazy; It Makes A Lot Of People Crazy.

As The Book Writer For One Big Smash And One Big Smelly Flop, I Always Wondered If Anyone Knows Just What Goes Into Making A Great Musical. When A Show Is A Hit, The Critics Trip Over Themselves Not Knowing Who To Laud And Applaud The Loudest. It's That Marvelous Score, Those Urbane Lyrics, That Irreplaceable Star. But Only When A Show Is A Flop, Does Anyone Notice The Book Writer. And Then It's Always Our Fault.

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