Irony Can Elude The Genius Among Us,

The Cartooning Was Always Just An Abstraction. It Was An Income. It Was Making Me Famous. It Was Allowing Me To Go And Do Other Things That I'd Wanted To Do.

I'd Be A Libertarian, If They Weren't All A Bunch Of Tax-dodging Professional Whiners.

I Started As A News Photographer At The University Of Texas' Daily Texan.

He Comic Page Is Dying; I Didn't Want To Go With It.

I Ignore Hallmark Holidays. And This Comes From A Guy Who Has Sold A Million Opus Greeting Cards.