Intruder On Level One. All Aliens, Please

Oh, If I Had Only Known Then What I Know Now, I Would Have Stopped It Last Year When I Was Still Young.

I Was A Star In England, But Ive Never Been A Star In America. Now I Am.

My Father Was An Episcopalian Minister, And I've Always Been Comforted By The Power Of Prayer.

Do What Comes Into Your Life And Do It Well... Be Polite Without Groveling. If You Are Ever Afraid Of Anything, Do Not Deny It, But Behave As If You Feared Nothing.

When Life Hands You Lemons - Squat! Squats Make Everything Better. And If Squats Don't, Bacon Will