Intelligent Women Always Marry Fools

The Dog Is A Religious Animal. In His Savage State He Worships The Moon And The Lights That Float Upon The Waters. These Are His Gods To Whom He Appeals At Night With Long-drawn Howls.

Time Deals Gently Only With Those Who Take It Gently.

A Dictionary Is Merely The Universe Arranged In Alphabetical Order.

It Is Remarkable How Great An Influence Our Clothes Have On Our Moral State.

The Wonder Is, Not That The Field Of Stars Is So Vast, But That Man Has Measured It.