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If A Man Really Has Charge Of His Destiny At All, He Should Have Something To Say About Getting Born; And I Only Came Through By A Hair's-breadth. What Had I To Do With This Momentous First Step? In The Language Of The Lawyer, I Was Not Even A Party Of The Second Part.

I Am An Agnostic As To The Question Of God.

If There Is A Soul, What Is It, And Where Did It Come From, And Where Does It Go? Can Anyone Who Is Guided By His Reason Possibly Imagine A Soul Independent Of A Body, Or The Place Of Its Residence, Or The Character Of It, Or Anything Concerning It? If Man Is Justified In Any Belief Or Disbelief On Any Subject, He Is Warranted In The Disbelief In A Soul. Not One Scrap Of Evidence Exists To Prove Any Such Impossible Thing.

The Best That We Can Do Is To Be Kindly And Helpful Toward Our Friends And Fellow Passengers Who Are Clinging To The Same Speck Of Dirt While We Are Drifting Side By Side To Our Common Doom.

I Don't Like Spinach, And I'm Glad I Don't, Because If I Liked It I'd Eat It, And I Just Hate It.