Instant Gratification Takes Too Long.

Life Is A Cruel, Horrible Joke And I Am The Punch Line.

Kevin Smith Is A Very Challenging Conversationalist And Jay Has Many Great Stories.

Meryl [streep] Plays The Me-ish Character. I Love Meryl. She's Totally Wonderful.

There Are Women In Makeup And Hair And Wardrobe, But Not In Camera, Not In Sound, You Know, And Not In Special Effects. It's All Men.

I Think Of My Body As A Side Effect Of My Mind. Like A Thought I Had Once That Manifested Itself-- Oops! Oh No! Manifested. Look At This. Now We Have To Buy Clothes And Everything.