Inspiring Bold Johnbarleycorn! What Dangers Thou Canst

I Have A Hundred Times Wished That One Could Resign Life As An Officer Resigns A Commission.

It's Hardly In A Body's Pow'r,to Keep, At Times, Frae Being Sour.

His Locked, Lettered, Braw Brass Collar, Shewed Him The Gentleman And Scholar.

God Help The Teacher, If A Man Of Sensibility And Genius, When A Booby Father Presents Him With His Booby Son, And Insists On Lighting Up The Rays Of Science In A Fellow's Head Whose Skull Is Impervious And Inaccessible By Any Other Way Than A Positive Fracture With A Cudgel.

Yon Rosebuds In The Morning-dew, How Pure Amang The Leaves Sae Green!