Insanity Is Contagious.

The Enemy Is Anybody Who's Going To Get You Killed, No Matter Which Side He's On.

When People Disagreed With Him He Urged Them To Be Objective.

If A Man Is Going To Leave One Wife To Marry Another, It's Better If He Divorces The First Before He Marries The Second.

A Man's Head Is His Castle.

The Enemy," Retorted Yossarian With Weighted Precision, "is Anybody Who's Going To Get You Killed, No Matter Which Side He's On, And That Includes Colonel Cathcart. And Don't You Forget That, Because The Longer You Remember It, The Longer You Might Live.