Innocent People Can Get Into Terrible Jams,

Innocent People Can Get Into Terrible Jams, Too. One False Move And You're In Over Your Head.

Trying To Determine What Is Going On In The World By Reading Newspapers Is Like Trying To Tell The Time By Watching The Second Hand Of A Clock.

Socially, A Journalist Ranks Somewhere Between The Madam Of A Whorehouse And A Bartender. But Spiritually He Ranks With Galileo, For He Knows The World Is Round.

I'm A Hollywood Writer, So I Put On My Sports Jacket And Take Off My Brain.

When You Overpay Small People You Frighten Them. They Know That Their Merits Or Activities Entitle Them To No Such Sums As They Are Receiving. As A Result Their Boss Soars Out Of Economic Into Magic Significance.