Infants Are Interesting Only To Their Parents.

Good-fellowship, Unflagging, Is The Prime Requisite For Success In Our Society, And The Man Or Woman Who Smiles Only For Reasons Of Humor Or Pleasure Is A Deviate.

The Republicans Think They Have A Corner On Morality.

Everybody Likes To See Somebody Else Get Caught For The Vices Practiced By Themselves.

Promiscuous ... Was A Word I Had Never Applied To Myself. Possibly No One Ever Does, For It Is A Sordid Word, Reducing Many Valuable Moments To Nothing More Than Doglike Copulation.

Women Are Repeatedly Accused Of Taking Things Personally. I Cannot See Any Other Honest Way Of Taking Them.