India's Had Two Groovy Moments. Once When

Flowers Die And Wine Gets Consumed. Both Are Lovely. I Appreciate Both. Wine And Roses. I Actually Had Someone Bring Me A Lobe Of Foie Gras Once.

I'm Not Of The American Ilk That, You Know, Your Lover Needs To Be Your Best Friend And Know You Inside Out. I Think He Should Know You Well Enough To Please You. Otherwise, What Secret Will There Be To Tell Him When You're Ninety?

One Thing That Happens When You're Pregnant Is That As Your Stomach Starts To Stretch. It Itches! So I Have To Keep My Belly Really Lubricated. Every Morning, There's A Buttering Ceremony After I Get Out Of The Shower. It's Really Like Basting A Turkey With Body Butter.

The Great Thing About Living Today Is That There Is This Thing Called The Interweb, And You Can Just Look Up Anything.

If You Have Children In Your House You Have Frosted Flakes.