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When You Tell An Iowan A Joke, You Can See A Kind Of Race Going On Between His Brain And His Expression.

Suddenly, In The Space Of A Moment, I Realized What It Was That I Loved About Britain - Which Is To Say, All Of It. Every Last Bit Of It, Good And Bad - Old Churches, Country Lanes, People Saying 'mustn't Grumble,' And 'i'm Terribly Sorry But,' People Apologizing To Me When I Conk Them With A Careless Elbow, Milk In Bottles, Beans On Toast, Haymaking In June, Seaside Piers, Ordnance Survey Maps, Tea And Crumpets, Summer Showers And Foggy Winter Evenings - Every Bit Of It.

You Don't Need A Science Degree To Understand About Science. You Just Need To Think About It.

He Had The Sort Of Face That Makes You Realize God Does Have A Sense Of Humor.

I'm Definitely An American, Because I Grew Up Here. But I've Lived Very Happily In Britain.