In Theory, Practice Should Work Like Theory.

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

How Come It Rains Every Hall Of Fame Weekend? They Need To Move It To A Different Weekend.

The Game Is Supposed To Be Fun. If You Had A Bad Day, Don't Worry. You Can't Expect To Get A Hit Every Game.

Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up, Sell It, If It Goes Down, Don't Buy It.

It Is A Disturbing Conundrum That True Free Will Cannot Exist Without The Possibility Of Suicide. Then Again, It Ain't Over 'til It's Over!