In The Long Run All Battles Are

Watching Two Women Kiss Is Like Watching Two Prizefighters Shake Hands.

Any Man Who, Having A Child Or Children He Can't Support, Proceeds To Have Another Should Be Sterilized At Once.

There Are No Mute, Inglorious Miltons, Save In The Hallucinations Of Poets. The One Sound Test Of A Milton Is That He Functions As A Milton.

A Gentlemen Is One Who Never Strikes A Woman Without Provocation.

The Men The American People Admire Most Extravagantly Are The Most Daring Liars; The Men They Detest Most Violently Are Those Who Try To Tell Them The Truth.