In The Limelight I Play It Off

You Don't Have To Carry A Designer Bag That Costs More Than A Car To Look Cool.

You Can Be Fun And Sexy And Still Care About Issues. I'm Excited That People Are Starting To Listen To What I Have To Say. And If They Misunderstand, That's Ok. I'm Still The New Kid On The Block. With Time, They'll See What I'm About. I'm Not Going Anywhere.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Don't Wear A Lot Of High Heels.

I Love Creepy Old Dudes. I Love That They Have So Much Self-confidence, Despite Having No Evidence Whatsoever To Back It Up.