In The End, Everything Is A Gag.

That Is Why, No Matter How Desperate The Predicament Is, I Am Always Very Much In Earnest About Clutching My Cane, Straightening My Derby Hat And Fixing My Tie, Even Though I Have Just Landed On My Head.

Greed Has Poisoned Men's Souls.

As I Began To Love Myself I Stopped Craving For A Different Life, And I Could See That Everything That Surrounded Me Was Inviting Me To Grow. Today I Call It 'maturity'.

Failure Is Unimportant. It Takes Courage To Make A Fool Of Yourself.

I Went Into The Business For The Money, And The Art Grew Out Of It. If People Are Disillusioned By That Remark, I Can't Help It. It's The Truth.