In The End, Everything Is A Gag.

That's The Trouble With The World. We All Despise Ourselves.

I Hope We Shall Abolish War And Settle All Differences At The Conference Table I Hope We Shall Abolish All Hydrogen And Atom Bombs Before They Abolish Us First.

Life Can Be Wonderful If You're Not Afraid Of It. All It Takes Is Courage, Imagination ... And A Little Dough

I Don't Believe That The Public Knows What It Wants; This Is The Conclusion That I Have Drawn From My Career.

To Truly Laugh, You Must Be Able To Take Your Pain, And Play With It!