In The Chapel You Prayed To Be

I Like To Read Things I've Read Before. It's Like Listening Over And Over To Your Favorite Song.

I Do Not Allow Fan-fiction. The Characters Are Copyrighted. It Upsets Me Terribly To Even Think About Fan-fiction With My Characters. I Advise My Readers To Write Your Own Original Stories With Your Own Characters. It Is Absolutely Essential That You Respect My Wishes.

The Worst Takes Its Time To Come, And Then To Pass.

How Shameful. How Predictable! How Insipid. And How Sweet.

My Own Funeral, I'd Like To Be Laid Out In A Coffin In My Own House. I Would Like My Coffin To Be Put In The Double Parlor, And I Would Like All The Flowers To Be White.