In Success Be Moderate.

Mary's Mouth Cost Her Nothing For She Never Opens It But At Others' Expense.

I Early Found That When I Worked For Myself Alone, Myself Alone Worked For Me; But When I Worked For Others Also, Others Worked Also For Me.

If You Wou'd Be Reveng'd Of Your Enemy, Govern Your Self

If You Want A Thing Done - Go. If Not - Send.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.