In Sports, As In Love, One Can

The Writer's Job Is Not To Write A Novel, Hold It Up And Say, “here I Am,” But To Write A Novel, Hold It Up And Say, “here You Are.

Whoever Heard Of A Neurotic Frog? Where Do Humans Get Off Thinking They're The Pinnacle Of Evolution?

It's Still Easier To Take A Blow From Outside Than It Is To Be Disgusted With Myself For Not Taking A Stand. I Don't Know How People Can Live And Not Fight Back But Apparently Millions Do. They Must Hate Themselves.

He Unzipped His Pants And His Brains Fell Out.

Mothers Have A Habit Of Proving Right Except You Don't Find That Out Until You're The Age Your Mother Was When She Gave You The Advice.