In Saying What Is Obvious, Never Choose

Literature Is An Instrument Of A Culture, Not A Summary Of It.

Bohemia And All Its Works Are Vanished Out Of America; Or, More Exactly, Bohemia Has Migrated To The Middle Class, And Is Alive And Well In Condo And Suburb.

In Saying What Is Obvious, Never Choose Cunning. Yelling Works Better.

Comedy Springs From The Ludicrous; But The Ludicrous Is Stuck In The Muck Of Reality, Resolutely Hostile To What Is Impossible.

It Is The Function Of A Liberal University Not To Give Right Answers, But To Ask Right Questions.