In Russia A Man Is Called Reactionary

There Are Few Virtues That The Poles Do Not Possess And There Are Few Errors They Have Ever Avoided.

It Is Alarming ... To See Mr Gandhi, A Seditious Middle Temple Lawyer, Now Posing As A Fakir Of A Type Well-known In The East, Striding Half-naked Up The Steps Of The Vice-regal Palace While He Is Still Organising And Conducting A Campaign Of Civil Disobedience.

The Loyalties Which Center Upon Number One Are Enormous. If He Trips, He Must Be Sustained. If He Make Mistakes, They Must Be Covered. If He Sleeps, He Must Not Be Wantonly Disturbed. If He Is No Good, He Must Be Pole-axed.

Never Pass Up The Chance To Sit Down Or Go To The Bathroom.

There Is No Purpose In Living Where There Is Nothing To Do.