In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.

Chess Is A Matter Of Delicate Judgement, Knowing When To Punch And How To Duck.

I Am Boring. I Am Boring!

The Old Chess Is Too Limited. Imagine Playing Cards, Black Jack For Example, And Every Time The Dealer Has The Same Starting Hand You Have The Same Starting Hand. What's The Point?

Chess Demands Total Concentration