In My Opinion, The King's Gambit Is

My Sister Bought Me A Set At A Candy Store And Taught Me The Moves.

Chess Demands Total Concentration

Sometimes Girls Write Me. One Girl In Yugoslavia Sent Me A Whole Slew Of Love Letters. I Don't Know How She Got My Address. She Was In A Crowd Watching Me Play. She Says When I Left There The Stars Fell Out Of The Sky Over Yugoslavia, Or Something Like That.

All I Ever Want To Do Is Just Play Chess.

America Is Totally Under Control Of The Jews, You Know. I Mean, Look What They're Doing In Yugoslavia...