In My Mind God Made Adam And

Two Fat Ladies, 88! Not That You'd Find These Ladies At A Bingo Hall, Of Course... They're Altogether A Higher Class Of Fat Lady.

What I Don't Like Is Dance Music Or Hip Hop Or Any Of That Sort Of Thing.

I Love People Who Are Openly Gay In Theatre, Because They Have License To Do What They Like, And There's A Kind Of Artistic Liberal Tolerance Thing That Goes On.

What Terrifies Me Is That I Might Somehow Endorse That View So People Think They Don't Have To Read Books Anymore.

Sadly, I Can't Say The Same For My Father, Who Is Probably In A Different Place - Hell.