In My First Week As A U.s.

I Know That It's Probably Not A Good Idea For A Comedian, Especially A Satirist, To Support A Public Policy Group Or A Politician. This Is Something I Learned Only Too Well Years Ago When I Did A Fundraiser For Pol Pot. A Few Years Later I Saw 'the Killing Fields,' And I've Got To Tell You, I Just Felt Like A Schmuck.

Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow. Love Takes Attention And Work And Is The Best Thing In The World.

The Right Wing Has Had A Radio Apparatus For Years And Years, So They've Had Minor Leagues - They've Had Local Rightwing Guys Who've Become National Rightwing Guys, And Who Build Slowly, And That's How It Goes. We Haven't Had That. It Isn't Like We Have A Farm Team.

We Love America Just As Much As They Do. But In A Different Way. You See, They Love America Like A 4-year-old Loves His Mommy. Liberals Love America Like Grown-ups. To A 4-year-old, Everything Mommy Does Is Wonderful And Anyone Who Criticizes Mommy Is Bad. Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow.

Ralph Nader Is A Hero. I Know Ralph, And I Call Him Up Occasionally. He's Helped Me Out On A Couple Of Occasions When I've Given Speeches To Corporations Where He'd Have A Good... He'd Give Me Some Good Information.