In Marriage, The Occasional Catastrophic Crisis Is

A Genius Is Always On Duty; Even His Dreams Are Tax Deductible.

Good Writing Can Be Defined As Having Something To Say And Saying It Well. When One Has Nothing To Say, One Should Remain Silent. Silence Is Always Beautiful At Such Times.

Trout Fishing. One Must Be A Stickler For Proper Form. Use Nothing But #4 Blasting Caps, Or A Hand Grenade, If Handy, Or At A Pool Well-lined With Stone, One Blast From A .44 Magnum Will Bring A Few Stunned Brookies Quietly To The Surface.

Girls: I Never Wanted Them All. Just All The Ones I Wanted.

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