In Indiana, I Wasn't Anything Special. But

I Would Say That Now I'm Somebody Who Goes To Church.

I Like To Think Of Bread As Really Bland Cake.

Playing Frisbee With A Five Year Old Is Amazingly Similar To Chasing After A Frisbee.

Cancer Is Always Funny.

I've Stayed In So Many Hotel Rooms That I'm Shocked If, When I Stay In A Hotel Room, The Hotel Phone Isn't On The Desk. Then I'm Like, "this Isn't A Real Hotel Room." If There's Not Outlets Next To The Desk, Or If They Have An Iphone Adapter For An Iphone 4, That's When I'm Sitting There Annoyed. I Understand That It's Ridiculous, But That's Just Me Spending Way Too Much Time In Hotels.