In Heaven, After Antipasti, The First Course

You Can't Help Noticing An Amazing Ass. Pretty Naked Ladies Will Always Get My Attention. Revealingly Dressed Good-looking Women Will Always Get My Attention, At Least For A Moment.

It Betrays Hubris On The Part Of The Artist To Think His Medium Is Limiting Him, And I Think We All Recognize This

I'm Not A Particularly Good Cook. Part Of It Is That It Is The Kind Of Cooking Anybody Could Do If They Bothered. It's Improvisational. I Cook With Whatever I Have Laying Around.

The Woman I Am Currently Crazy About Was A Vegetarian For A Year Until I Started Dating Her. As Is The Case With Most Vegetarians, She Had Never Eaten Properly Prepared Meat, Only Commercially Packaged Or Otherwise Abused Flesh.

By Now All Rock Bands Are Wise Enough To Be Suspicious Of Music Industry Scum