In Fact, The Whole Thing About Prohibition

There Is No Greater Compliment To The Jews Than The Fact That The Degree Of Their Unpopularity Is Always The Scientific Measure Of The Cruelty And Silliness Of The Regime Under Which They Live.

There Are So Many People In The World Who Are Eager To Do For You Things That You Do Not Wish Done, Provided Only That You Will Do For Them Things That You Don't Wish To Do.

There Are Two Insults Which No Human Being Will Endure: The Assertion That He Hasn't A Sense Of Humor, And The Doubly Impertinent Assertion That He Has Never Known Trouble.

The World And All Its Wisdom Is But A Booby, Blundering School-boy That Needs Management And Could Be Managed, If Men And Women Would Be Human Beings Instead Of Just Business Men, Or Plumbers, Or Army Officers, Or Commuters, Or Educators, Or Authors, Or Clubwomen, Or Traveling Salesmen, Or Socialists, Or Republicans, Or Salvation Army Leaders, Or Wearers Of Cloths.

He Who Has Seen One Cathedral Ten Times Has Seen Something; He Who Has Seen Ten Cathedrals Once Has Seen But Little; And He Who Has Spent Half An Hour In Each Of A Hundred Cathedrals Has Seen Nothing At All.